First Line |
Joke, Riddle or Giggle Title |
Lines |
Views |
Mother: "Why, what's the matter, darling?" |
Life's Difficulties |
4 |
173846 |
Mother: It is rude to whisper, Humphrey. |
Nothing New To Him |
2 |
173837 |
Mother (to child who has been naughty): |
Hope Springs Eternal |
2 |
174458 |
Mother (to little girl |
A Qualified Statement |
2 |
175799 |
Motor-Launch Officer |
Not What She Meant |
3 |
173835 |
Motto for the dining saloon |
Seasickness |
1 |
174372 |
Mr. and Mrs. Smith had been invited |
He Knew |
4 |
174472 |
Mr. and Mrs. Smith had been invited to a friend's |
He Knew |
4 |
175767 |
MR. E.N. QUIRE - "What are those women |
Woman Suffrage |
2 |
174250 |
Mr. Goodsole: "Well, what do you want?" |
Lantern |
2 |
174434 |
Mr. Graham: "Do you know, Miss F., |
Stag-nation |
3 |
174036 |
Mr. Harcourt, the Secretary of State |
Promoting |
1 |
173864 |
MR. HENPECK - "Are you the man who |
Heroes |
3 |
173888 |
MR. HENPECK - "Is my wife going out, Jane?" |
Husbands |
3 |
174026 |
MR. HILTON - "Have you opened that bottle of champagne, |
Champagne |
2 |
174634 |
Mr. Hiram Jones had just returned |
Travelers |
4 |
173871 |
MR. HOMEBODY - "I see you keep copies |
Husbands |
2 |
174186 |
Mr. Househunter: "I don't care for those flats |
Economy |
2 |
174369 |
Mr. John C. Hackett recently told the following story: |
After Dinner Speeches |
6 |
174915 |
Mr. McNab (after having his lease read over to him): |
Lease |
1 |
174363 |
Mr. Preacher," said a white man to a colored minister |
Bible Interpretation |
2 |
176708 |
MR. SLIMPURSE - "But why do you insist |
Love |
2 |
174059 |
Mr. X was a prominent member of the B.P.O.E. |
Excuses |
1 |
174072 |
Mrs. Bargain: "Oh, Ethel! |
Classified |
2 |
174111 |
Mrs. Bizzy: "I am so sorry to hear |
Such A Waste |
2 |
174046 |
Mrs. de Vere: "I suppose now |
Her Views |
1 |
174497 |
Mrs. Goodheart: "I am soliciting for the poor. |
Justification |
2 |
174150 |
Mrs. Green to Mrs. Jones |
Life's Difficulties |
1 |
173911 |
Mrs. Hennessey, who was a late arrival |
Occupations |
5 |
174600 |
Mrs. Hicks was telling some ladies |
Cowards |
4 |
173949 |
Mrs. Hooligan was suffering from the common |
Time |
1 |
174257 |
MRS. HOUSEN HOHM - "What is your name?" |
Servants |
4 |
174069 |
MRS. JENKINS - "Mrs. Smith, |
Irish Bulls |
2 |
174057 |
MRS. JONES - "Does your husband remember your wedding anniversary?" |
Anniversaries |
2 |
174408 |
MRS. LITTLETOWN - "This magazine looks |
Servants |
4 |
174447 |
Mrs. Lynks: "Jack, I have made up |
Getting Even |
2 |
174575 |
Mrs. McKinley used to tell of a colored widow |
Husbands |
5 |
173858 |
Mrs. Minnie Maddern Fiske, the actress, |
Actors And Actresses |
4 |
174646 |
Mrs. Montague Smart (suddenly, to bashful youth, |
Not What She Meant |
1 |
174115 |
Mrs. Muggins: "It's raining, |
In A Fix |
2 |
174469 |
MRS. MURPHY - "Oi hear yer brother-in-law, |
Time |
4 |
174314 |
Mrs. Murphy is very fat, |
Half And Half |
3 |
174292 |
Mrs. Newlywed: "Oh, Jack, |
Cooking |
1 |
174336 |
Mrs. Newlywed: "What does that |
The Brute! |
3 |
173900 |
Mrs. Newlywed (on her first day's shopping): |
Newlywed |
1 |
174710 |
Mrs. O'Flarity is a scrub lady, |
Families |
4 |
174623 |
MRS. PECK - "Henry, what would you |
Cowards |
3 |
174163 |
Mrs. Philpots came panting downstairs |
Badges |
10 |
174748 |
MRS. POST - "But why adopt a baby when you |
Children |
2 |
174113 |
Mrs. Profiteer: "No, we ain't |
Her Views |
1 |
174523 |
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