| First Line |
Joke, Riddle or Giggle Title |
Lines |
Views |
| Why not have an illuminated sign |
Tariff |
1 |
326679 |
| Why was it you never married again, |
Pensions |
2 |
327144 |
| WIFE (complainingly) |
Praise |
2 |
326950 |
| WIFE (on auto tour) |
Drinking |
2 |
326367 |
| WIFE - "I consider, John, |
Absent-Mindedness |
2 |
326949 |
| WIFE - "Please match this piece of silk |
Diplomacy |
3 |
326410 |
| WIFE - "Wretch! Show me that letter." |
Dressmakers |
4 |
326475 |
| Wife:--"Women are not extravagant |
Economy |
2 |
327081 |
| Wife: "Two bottles of ginger ale, |
Justification |
2 |
327260 |
| Wife: "George, is that you?" |
Home Life |
2 |
326137 |
| Wife: "I'm afraid you'll think me |
All In One Breath |
1 |
326704 |
| Wife: "My dear, we've simply |
Justification |
1 |
326546 |
| Wife: "Yes, dear. |
Justification |
2 |
327062 |
| Wife (at upper window): |
Not What She Meant |
3 |
326361 |
| Wife (enthusiastically): |
Too Sad For That |
2 |
326076 |
| Wife (referring to guest): |
Justification |
2 |
326425 |
| Wife (habitué of the Ring, |
The New Appreciation |
1 |
326536 |
| Wifey: "Henry, do you think me |
Too Enthusiastic |
3 |
326242 |
| William - - was said to be the ugliest, |
Flattery |
3 |
326537 |
| William Dean Howells is the kindliest |
Authors |
3 |
326767 |
| William had just returned from college, |
Heredity |
4 |
326741 |
| William J. Stevens, for several years |
Dogs |
4 |
326285 |
| William Phillips, our secretary of embassy at London, |
Choices |
3 |
326742 |
| William R. Hearst, who never touches liquor, |
Drunkards |
8 |
326507 |
| William, aged five, had been reprimanded |
Parents |
3 |
326533 |
| WILLIE - "All the stores closed on the day my uncle died." |
Boasting |
2 |
326730 |
| WILLIE - "Pa!" |
Altruism |
5 |
326829 |
| WILLIE - "Paw, what is the middle class?" |
Middle Classes |
2 |
326325 |
| Willie had a savings bank; |
Finance |
12 |
326548 |
| Willie to the circus went, |
Circus |
4 |
326439 |
| Willie's mother had told him that |
Prayers |
5 |
326295 |
| WILLIS - "He calls himself a dynamo." |
Debts |
2 |
327086 |
| WILLIS - "I wonder if there will ever be universal peace." |
Pensions |
2 |
326852 |
| WILLIS - "Some of these rich fellows seem |
Salvation |
2 |
326475 |
| WILLIS - "What's the election today for? |
Elections |
2 |
327811 |
| Winnie had been very naughty, |
Pleasure |
2 |
326167 |
| Winston Churchill, the young English statesman, |
Repartee |
4 |
326362 |
| Wishing to give his Scotch steward |
Champagne |
1 |
326914 |
| With a sigh she laid down the magazine |
Flattery |
3 |
326438 |
| With earth's first clay they did the last man knead, |
Pessimism |
8 |
326048 |
| With knowledge |
Knowledge |
1 |
326865 |
| Wolsey saved his life |
Mistake |
|
327126 |
| Woman - the only sex which |
Woman |
1 |
326467 |
| Woman laid on road on motorway |
Blind Prostitute |
1 |
332965 |
| WOMAN VOTER - "Now, I may as well |
Woman Suffrage |
1 |
326366 |
| Women do not really like |
Truth |
1 |
326370 |
| Women know |
Mothers |
8 |
326442 |
| Women's faults are many, |
Faults |
4 |
327304 |
| Wot cheer, Alf? Yer lookin' |
Work |
4 |
326299 |
| Wot's a minimum wage, Albert? |
Blue Blood |
2 |
326515 |
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