First Line |
Joke, Riddle or Giggle Title |
Lines |
Views |
Two old cronies went into a drug store |
Betting |
4 |
326536 |
Two old friends met, and immediately found |
Style |
4 |
326729 |
Two old salts who had spent most of their lives |
Arithmetic |
6 |
326550 |
Two Scotchmen met and exchanged |
Golf |
6 |
330440 |
Two Southern gentlemen, who were of very convivial habits, |
Drink |
4 |
326474 |
Two street pedlers in Bradford, |
Automobiling |
1 |
326668 |
Two weary parents once advertised: |
Children |
2 |
326206 |
Two women were leaving the theater after a performance |
Drama |
2 |
326314 |
Two young Americans touring Italy |
Travelers |
3 |
326573 |
Ullo, Bill, 'ow's things with yer? |
Suffragettes |
4 |
326838 |
Uncle Ephraim had put on a clean |
Wedding Anniversaries |
7 |
326807 |
Uncle Joe" Cannon has a way of speaking |
Public Speakers |
3 |
326870 |
Uncle Mose," said a drummer, |
Memory |
2 |
326897 |
Uncle Nehemiah, the proprietor of a ramshackle |
Courtship |
3 |
326877 |
Uncle Tom arrived at the station |
But He's On His Way |
6 |
327351 |
United States Senator Ollie James, |
Baldness |
5 |
327049 |
Up in Minnesota Mr. Olsen had a cow |
Damages |
3 |
326931 |
Urchin (contemptuously): |
A Qualified Statement |
2 |
328448 |
Vell, Ikey, my poy, |
Wills |
3 |
326784 |
Very frequently the winter highways |
Profanity |
4 |
326610 |
Vicar's Wife: "What are you children |
Blue Blood |
4 |
326533 |
VILLAGE GROCER - "What are you running for, sonny?" |
Fighting |
4 |
327161 |
Village Idiot: Beg pardon, mam, |
Troublesome Customer |
1 |
326658 |
VISITOR - "And you always did your |
Honesty |
2 |
327830 |
VISITOR - "Can I see that motorist |
Salesmen And Salesmanship |
3 |
326866 |
VISITOR - "What became of that other |
Wind |
2 |
327271 |
VISITOR - "You have a fine road leading from the station." |
Country Life |
2 |
326772 |
Voice (far off): |
Not Restricted |
2 |
326658 |
VOX POPULI - "Do you think you've boosted |
Newspapers |
2 |
327016 |
W.J. ("Fingy") Conners, the New York politician, |
Employers And Employees |
6 |
327874 |
WAITER - "Have another glass, sir?" |
Mothers-In-Law |
3 |
326801 |
Waitress: "He ain't no good, |
His Reputation |
1 |
326729 |
Wanted - A housekeeping man |
Business Women |
1 |
326901 |
WANTED: Burly beauty-proof individual |
College Students |
1 |
326853 |
Was Helen's marriage a success? |
Marriage |
2 |
327030 |
We admire the strict impartiality |
Marriage |
1 |
327064 |
We all know the troubles of a dramatist |
Dramatists |
3 |
326954 |
We are more particular nowadays about cleanliness |
Dirt |
2 |
326812 |
We call those poets who are first to mark |
Poets |
4 |
326911 |
We clip the following for the benefit |
Newspapers |
2 |
326782 |
We do not count a man's years, |
Age |
1 |
326909 |
We had a fine sunrise this morning, |
Habit |
2 |
327248 |
We may say of angling as Dr. Boteler |
Fishing |
1 |
326968 |
We must have a weak spot or two in a character |
Character |
1 |
327163 |
We used to think that the smartest man |
Hybridization |
1 |
326911 |
We were bounding along, |
Railroads |
4 |
326725 |
We will take as our text this morning, |
Absent-minded |
1 |
326930 |
Wealth has its penalties. |
Artists |
2 |
327151 |
Weary Willie slouched into the pawnshop |
The Gloomy Guest |
6 |
326699 |
Well! we've missed that confounded train. |
A Qualified Statement |
2 |
328814 |
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