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| First Line |
Joke, Riddle or Giggle Title |
Lines |
Views |
| MAUDE - "I've just heard of a case |
Fortune Hunters |
2 |
327155 |
| MAUDE - "Jack is telling around |
Love |
3 |
326917 |
| Maude Adams was one day discussing |
Spinsters |
4 |
326852 |
| May all single men be married, |
Men |
2 |
326853 |
| May bad fortune follow you |
Prosperity |
2 |
327391 |
| May good humor preside when good fellows meet, |
Good Fellowship |
2 |
327400 |
| May poverty be always |
Poverty |
1 |
326980 |
| May we all travel through |
Friendship |
1 |
326916 |
| May we have those in our |
Love |
1 |
326447 |
| May you live as long as you like, |
Life |
2 |
326528 |
| Maybe the man who boasts that he doesn't owe |
Boasting |
3 |
326736 |
| Mayor William S. Jordan, |
Optimism |
6 |
327043 |
| MCANDREWS (the chemist, at two A.M.) |
Thrift |
2 |
326513 |
| MCGORRY - "I'll buy yez no new hat, |
Vanity |
2 |
326905 |
| Me gotta da good job, |
Wages |
1 |
326910 |
| MEDICAL STUDENT - "What did you operate on that man for?" |
Physicians And Surgeons |
4 |
326535 |
| Men are four: |
Men |
9 |
326462 |
| Merchant: Look here, |
No Kick Coming |
2 |
326501 |
| Michael Dugan, a journeyman plumber, |
Carefulness |
3 |
327393 |
| Micky Bryan and Patsy Kelly had been schoolmates together, |
A Great Athlete |
7 |
328615 |
| MIKE (in bed, to alarm-clock as it goes off) |
Alarm Clocks |
1 |
327299 |
| Mike, I wish I knew where I was goin' to die. |
Foresight |
3 |
326553 |
| Mike, the hod-carrier, |
Hindsight |
4 |
326847 |
| MILLIONAIRE (to a beggar) |
Millionaire |
2 |
326821 |
| MILLIONAIRE (to ragged beggar) |
Begging |
2 |
326712 |
| Milton was one day asked by a friend |
Languages |
2 |
327140 |
| Minister: Would you care to join |
Ready To Join |
2 |
326921 |
| Miss Bizzy: "I am glad to hear |
Discretion |
2 |
326391 |
| Miss de Simpson, |
Diplomacy |
2 |
326605 |
| Miss Hen: "I demand an explanation! |
An Alias |
2 |
326912 |
| Miss Jane, did Moses have the same after-dinner |
Bible Interpretation |
3 |
326878 |
| Miss PASSAY - "You have saved my life, |
Gratitude |
2 |
326621 |
| MISS SCRIBBLE-"The heroine of my next story |
Woman |
2 |
326411 |
| Miss Smith--Belinda, |
With A Reservation |
4 |
326550 |
| Mistake, error, |
Military Discipline |
1 |
326526 |
| MISTRESS (to new servant) |
Finger-Bowls |
2 |
326621 |
| MISTRESS - "Did the mustard plaster do you any good, Bridget?" |
Remedies |
2 |
326512 |
| MISTRESS - "Have you a reference?" |
Recommendations |
2 |
326983 |
| MISTRESS - "Nora, I saw a policeman |
Servants |
2 |
326569 |
| Mistress: "Don't call them jugs, |
Misunderstood |
2 |
326475 |
| Mistress: "I hope you're doing |
Hope Springs Eternal |
2 |
326700 |
| Mistress: "Oh, cook, |
Blue Blood |
2 |
326789 |
| Mistress: "Oh, Jane, |
Hope Springs Eternal |
2 |
326549 |
| Mollie, you haven't said your prayers. |
The Servant Problem |
3 |
326768 |
| Mollie (who has been naughty and |
Justification |
2 |
327342 |
| Mose, what is the difference between a bucket |
Conundrums |
3 |
326490 |
| Most Southerners are gallant. |
Woman |
2 |
326486 |
| MOTHER (to inquisitive child) |
Beauty, Personal |
2 |
326622 |
| MOTHER - "Oh, Bobby, I'm ashamed of you. |
Liars |
2 |
328119 |
| MOTHER - "The teacher complains |
Teachers |
2 |
327210 |
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