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Corpulence





    The wife of a prominent Judge was making arrangements with the colored laundress of the village to take charge of their washing for the summer. Now, the Judge was pompous and extremely fat. He tipped the scales at some three hundred pounds.

    "Missus," said the woman, "I'll do your washing, but I'se gwine ter charge you double for your husband's shirts."

    "Why, what is your reason for that Nancy," questioned the mistress.

    "Well," said the laundress, "I don't mind washing fur an ordinary man, but I draws de line on circus tents, I sho' do."



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