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    "What is the name of your automobile?"

    "I don't know."

    "You don't know? What do your folks call it?"

    "Oh, as to that, father always says 'The Mortgage'; brother Tom calls it 'The Fake'; mother, 'My Limousine'; sister, 'Our Car'; grandma, 'That Peril'; the chauffeur, 'Some Freak,' and our neighbors, 'The Limit.'" - Life.



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