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The Gloomy Guest





    Weary Willie slouched into the pawnshop. "How much will you give me for this overcoat?" he asked, producing a faded but neatly mended garment. Isaac looked at it critically. "Four dollars," he said.

    "Why," cried Weary Willie, "that coat's worth ten dollars if it's worth a penny.'"

    "I wouldn't give you ten dollars for two like that," sniffed Isaac. "Four dollars or nothing."

    "Are you sure that's all it's worth?" asked Weary Willie.

    "Four dollars," repeated Isaac.

    "Well, here's yer four dollars," said Weary Willie. "This overcoat was hangin' outside yer shop, and I was wonderin' how much it was really worth."



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