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Stammering





    On the occasion of a most interesting family event, Mr. Peedle, who desired a son, paced the drawing-room in extreme agitation, until at last the doctor appeared in the doorway.

    "Oh, oh, tell me," he gasped, "what is it--a boy or a girl?"

    "Tr-tr-tr--" the physician began stammeringly.

    Peedle paled.

    "Triplets! Merciful providence!"

    "Qu-qu-qu--" spluttered the doctor.

    Peedle paled some more.

    "Quadruplets!" he moaned.

    "N-n-no!" the physician snapped. "Qu-qu-quite the contrary. Tr-tr-try to take it qu-quietly. It's a girl."



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