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Seasickness





    The pair on their honeymoon were crossing the Channel, and the movement of the waves seemed to be going on right inside the bride. In a fleeting moment of internal calm she murmured pathetically to the bridegroom in whose arms she was clasped:

    "Oh, Jimmy, Jimmy, do you love me?"

    "My darling!" he affirmed. "You know I love you with all my heart and soul--I worship you, I adore you, my precious oontsy-woontsy!"

    The boat reeled, and a sickening pang thrilled through all the foundations of the bride's being.

    "O dear, O dear!" she gasped. "I hoped that might help a little, but it didn't--not a bit!"



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