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    The parson's daughter spoke pleasantly, but with a hint of rebuke, to one of her father's humble parishioners:

    "Good morning, Giles. I haven't noticed you in church for the last few weeks."

    "No, miss," the man answered. "I've been oop at Noocaste a-visitin' my old 'aunts. And strange, miss, ain't it, I don't see no change in 'em since I was a child like?"

    The parson's daughter was duly impressed.

    "What wonderful old ladies they must be!"

    But the man shook his head, and explained with remarkable clearness:

    "I didn't say 'arnts', miss. I said 'awnts'--'aunts where I used to wander in my childhood days like."



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