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Mixed Metaphors





    A babu, or native clerk, in India, who prided himself on his mastery of the English tongue and skill in its idioms, sent the following telegram in announcement of his mother's death:

    "Regret to announce that hand which rocked the cradle has kicked the bucket."



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