FRIEND (admiring the prodigy) - "Seventh standard, is she? Plays the planner an' talks French like a native, I'll bet."
FOND BUT "TOUCHY" PARENT - "I've no doubt that's meant to be very funny, Bill Smith; but as it 'appens you're only exposin' your ignorance; they ain't natives in France - they're as white as wot we are." - Sketch.
