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    The officers' mess was discussing rifle shooting.

    "I'll bet anyone here," said one young lieutenant, "that I can fire twenty shots at two hundred yards and call each shot correctly without waiting for the marker. I'll stake a box of cigars that I can."

    "Done!" cried a major.

    The whole mess was on hand early next morning to see the experiment tried.

    The lieutenant fired.

    "Miss," he calmly announced.

    A second shot.

    "Miss," he repeated.

    A third shot.


    "Here, there! Hold on!" protested the major. "What are you trying to do? You're not shooting for the target at all."

    "Of course not," admitted the lieutenant. "I'm firing for those cigars." And he got them.

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