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The Substitute
 
 
 
 
      A tourist at an hotel in Ireland asked the girl who waited at the table if he could have some poached eggs. 
 
    "We haven't any eggs, sorr," she replied; then, after a moment's reflection, "but I think I could get ye some poached salmon." 
 
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