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    An impecunious young lawyer recently received the following letter from a tailor to whom he was indebted:

        "Dear Sir: Kindly advise me by return mail when I may expect a remittance from you in settlement of my account.

        Yours truly,

        J. SNIPPEN."

    The follower of Blackstone immediately replied:

        "Dear Sir: I have your request for advice of a recent date, and beg leave to say that not having received any retainer from you I cannot act in the premises. Upon receipt of your check for $250 I shall be very glad to look the matter up for you and to acquaint you with the results of my investigations.

        I am, sir, with great respect, your most obedient servant,

        BARCLAY B. COKE."



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