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      The dean of the Law Department was very busy and rather cross. The telephone rang. 
 
    "Well, what is it?" he snapped. 
 
    "Is that the city gas-works?" said a woman's soft voice. 
 
    "No, madam," roared the dean; "this is the University Law Department." 
 
    "Ah," she answered in the sweetest of tones, "I didn't miss it so far, after all, did I?" - Carl Holliday. 
 
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