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Epitaphs





    The widower had just taken his fourth wife and was showing her around the village. Among the places visited was the churchyard, and the bride paused before a very elaborate tombstone that had been erected by the bridegroom. Being a little nearsighted she asked him to read the inscription, and in reverent tones he read:

    "Here lies Susan, beloved wife of John Smith; also Jane, beloved wife of John Smith; also Mary, beloved wife of John Smith - "

    He paused abruptly, and the bride, leaning forward to see the bottom line, read, to her horror:

    "Be Ye Also Ready."



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